tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7390992256119709284.post4849790831477359900..comments2023-08-15T12:17:20.045-04:00Comments on Libertarian Woman: Funny for the weekAuntie Emhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07564464395899427655noreply@blogger.comBlogger29125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7390992256119709284.post-7596087972108628512010-02-16T09:14:45.227-05:002010-02-16T09:14:45.227-05:00Snowbound? Rather than using snow try ropes. As in...Snowbound? Rather than using snow try ropes. As in Global Bondage.off the reservationnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7390992256119709284.post-704995068196306432010-02-13T15:18:13.222-05:002010-02-13T15:18:13.222-05:00see what happens you you get snow bound..............see what happens you you get snow bound............butt neckidnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7390992256119709284.post-74404827960244462992010-02-12T20:25:27.440-05:002010-02-12T20:25:27.440-05:00Uhh oh Obama may be in a little trouble soon...he ...Uhh oh Obama may be in a little trouble soon...he has upset a Rockefeller...i wonder if the Rockefellers made any comments like this prior to the assassination of JFK...<br /><br />http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2010/02/12/dem_sen_rockefeller_on_obama_hes_beginning_to_be_not_believable_to_me.htmlIvannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7390992256119709284.post-29437232823524808372010-02-12T14:35:05.919-05:002010-02-12T14:35:05.919-05:00"Precious" is what Gollum calls the ring..."Precious" is what Gollum calls the ring. As in The Lord Of The Rings.<br /><br />A series of books I've read probably 10 times. And seen the movies 3 times.Auntie Emhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07564464395899427655noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7390992256119709284.post-40647781282749441472010-02-12T12:07:16.844-05:002010-02-12T12:07:16.844-05:00?????????????????
gollluummmm????????????????
I m...?????????????????<br />gollluummmm????????????????<br /><br />I must have dialed a wrong number...<br /><br />pssssst...COOP......<br />wva is dry.......butt neckidnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7390992256119709284.post-30409619349343339232010-02-11T23:48:49.368-05:002010-02-11T23:48:49.368-05:00gollluummmmgollluummmmAuntie Emhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07564464395899427655noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7390992256119709284.post-75683774960715780642010-02-11T23:30:26.295-05:002010-02-11T23:30:26.295-05:00We're DOOMED!We're DOOMED!Prezdunce C3POnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7390992256119709284.post-537169618185773242010-02-11T23:29:35.885-05:002010-02-11T23:29:35.885-05:00Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Tonight, you pukes will ...<i>Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:</i> Tonight, you pukes will sleep with your rifles. You will give your rifle a girl's name. You're married to this piece. This weapon of iron and wood. And you will be faithful. Port, hut!<br /><br />[<i>Recruits grab their rifles</i>]<br /><br /><i>Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:</i> Prepare to mount!<br /><br />[<i>Recruits step back toward their bunks</i>]<br /><br /><i>Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:</i> Mount!<br /><br />[<i>Recruits quickly hop into their bunks</i>]<br /><br /><i>Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:</i> Port, HUT!<br /><br />[<i>Recruits grab their rifles and holds them up</i>]<br /><br /><i>Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:</i> Pray!<br /><br /><i>Recruits:</i> This is my rifle. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my rifle and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen.<br /><br /><i>Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:</i> And who is your enemy?<br /><br />[<i>Recruits:</i>] Sir, the liberal movement, sir!<br /><br /><i>Private Obama:</i> [<i>Off in the latrine, in the dark, holding his teleprompter, reading the words from it</i>] This is my teleprompter. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. It is the precious. The others wants my precious but they cannot have the precious. Without my teleprompter, I am useless. I must stroke the precious. I swear on the precious that I will always read from the precious. The precious wants me to print more money. The precious wants me to lie to the people. YessssssssVideo Cameranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7390992256119709284.post-19368688934254101862010-02-11T23:11:46.650-05:002010-02-11T23:11:46.650-05:00Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Anyone know who William ...<i>Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:</i> Anyone know who William Ayers was? Private Obama?<br /><br /><i>Private Obama:</i> Sir, he is a professor in the College of Education at the University of Illinois at Chicago, holding the titles of Distinguished Professor of Education and Senior University Scholar, sir!<br /><br /><i>Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:</i> Wrong MAGGOT! He headed a radical group known as the Weatherman where he placed a home-made bomb under the steps of an R.O.T.C. building. The bomb was made from an electric blasting cap, an alarm clock, a battery and a plastic bag filled with gasoline and explosives. He facilitated the detonation of a bomb at the Golden Gate Park branch of the San Francisco Police Department, killing one officer and seriously injuring a number of other policemen. He participated in the bombing of New York City Police Department headquarters in 1970, the United States Capitol building in 1971, and the Pentagon in 1972. The boy was a regular Victor Charlie!<br /><br /><i>Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:</i> Anyone know who Bernadine Dohrn was? Private Obama?<br /><br /><i>Private Obama:</i> Sir, she is an advocate for human rights, sir!<br /><br /><i>Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:</i> Human Rights? HUMAN RIGHTS? What is major malfunction MAGGOT!?!?!? Those dead that she helped Ayers blow up, <b>DID THEY HAVE RIGHTS?</b><br /><br /><i>Private Obama:</i> Sir, they only damaged government property, sir!<br /><br /><i>Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:</i> [<i>up into Private Obama's face, brim of hat to Obama's forehead</i>] Do I look like government property to you? Do I look like a teleprompter to you, Private Obama? Is that all people are to you, you waste of human flesh?<br /><br /><i>Private Obama:</i> Sir, no, sir!<br /><br /><i>Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:</i> You are stealing my oxygen, sewer breath. Get your face in the dirt maggot!Video Cameranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7390992256119709284.post-90958434817695453902010-02-11T22:35:44.339-05:002010-02-11T22:35:44.339-05:00I can't watch....
http://www.youtube.com/watc...I can't watch....<br /><br />http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFNeBRc7W7sPrezdunce C3POnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7390992256119709284.post-64565421842120748962010-02-11T22:27:09.766-05:002010-02-11T22:27:09.766-05:00Oh, dear me!Oh, dear me!Prezdunce C3POnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7390992256119709284.post-52400215851577156822010-02-11T22:13:28.450-05:002010-02-11T22:13:28.450-05:00I found it! Nobody is here. Full Metal Jacket. And...I found it! Nobody is here. <i>Full Metal Jacket</i>. And now switch <b>ON</b><br /><br />Oh dear....<br /><br />We're Doomed!Prezdunce C3POnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7390992256119709284.post-11499129492417422952010-02-11T16:37:34.382-05:002010-02-11T16:37:34.382-05:00OH that's great info,EM.When my fingers thaw o...OH that's great info,EM.When my fingers thaw out,it's the first thing I'm gonna try.I would rather you tell me where the local bar is.J Cooperhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03810800133653851417noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7390992256119709284.post-6251053199861588672010-02-11T16:28:43.011-05:002010-02-11T16:28:43.011-05:00After much searching I found the WIFI repeater at ...After much searching I found the WIFI repeater at this venue (CLAY CENTER FOR PERFORMING ARTS).We have five shows to do here in the next two weeks,it sucks,I hate audio!!<br /><br />Wheres my pipe!! God its cold.J Cooperhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03810800133653851417noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7390992256119709284.post-51407959332466882002010-02-11T16:27:51.059-05:002010-02-11T16:27:51.059-05:00Do you know that if you hold your hand just right ...Do you know that if you hold your hand just right while shooting the bird, that is the shape of WVA?<br /><br />Just thought you'd like to know.<br /><br />Yeah I'm hoping "Gunnery" makes another appearance. Sorry you are stuck in WVA Coop.Auntie Emhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07564464395899427655noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7390992256119709284.post-48590875217060214002010-02-11T16:15:21.110-05:002010-02-11T16:15:21.110-05:00EM,I resemble that remark about a pipe. I wish!! I...EM,I resemble that remark about a pipe. I wish!! I flew into Charleston, West Virginia, Tuesday.<br /><br />OMG,Satellite on the bus is frozen,no WIFI. Snow everywhere,16 degrees when I got here. Will be here for two weeks. <br /><br />So if you where implying that I was GS Hartman,its not me!J Cooperhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03810800133653851417noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7390992256119709284.post-84083854772606402512010-02-10T18:16:39.719-05:002010-02-10T18:16:39.719-05:00and all I got is that DAMN....GILLIGAN...for 3 hou...and all I got is that DAMN....GILLIGAN...for 3 hour tour...<br /><br /><br /><br />code:dratenbutt neckidnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7390992256119709284.post-6220974918928204122010-02-10T16:38:32.020-05:002010-02-10T16:38:32.020-05:00Well just thanks for bringing back that image!!!!!...Well just thanks for bringing back that image!!!!!!!!!!!<br /><br />I'm on my way home, see ya'll in a bit.Auntie Emhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07564464395899427655noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7390992256119709284.post-82554740902276923072010-02-10T16:16:18.315-05:002010-02-10T16:16:18.315-05:00Oh, yes. That is a real tear jerker at the end, Ha...Oh, yes. That is a real tear jerker at the end, Hamchuck running from Huey to Huey....<br /><br />"Peter-san, Peter-san"<br /><br />...and then...<br /><br />"Was my Peter-san brave?"off the reservationnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7390992256119709284.post-573020010210575772010-02-10T15:42:47.373-05:002010-02-10T15:42:47.373-05:00OH I love that movie!
"Peter-san"OH I love that movie!<br /><br />"Peter-san"Auntie Emhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07564464395899427655noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7390992256119709284.post-20615888082918768542010-02-10T15:18:57.403-05:002010-02-10T15:18:57.403-05:00Prezdunce C3PO! How many times have I told you? Yo...Prezdunce C3PO! How many times have I told you? You cannot watch <i>Full Metal Jacket</i> when I am not here. You know how frightened you get. Now, go back to your room and put on "Princess Diaries" or something like that.<br /><br />[<i>shuffling noises</i>]<br /><br />Now, where did I put my <i>Green Berets</i> DVD? Nothing like a great John Wayne movie and a nice site to have some fun. Thank you Auntie Em!<br /><br />Ah! The <b>ON</b> switch!!<br /><br /><b>Fighting soldiers from the sky<br />Fearless men who jump and die<br />Men who mean just what they say<br />The brave men of the Green Beret...</b>off the reservationnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7390992256119709284.post-514156711658999032010-02-10T15:06:48.385-05:002010-02-10T15:06:48.385-05:00(another keeper for the library)(another keeper for the library)Auntie Emhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07564464395899427655noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7390992256119709284.post-91929274313029032392010-02-10T14:59:17.174-05:002010-02-10T14:59:17.174-05:00Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Private Obama! Holy Jesu...<i>Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:</i> Private Obama! Holy Jesus! What is that I see? WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!?!?!?<br /><br /><i>Private Obama;</i> Sir, my teleprompter, sir!<br /><br /><i>Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:</i> A teleprompter?<br /><br /><i>Private Obama:</i> Sir, yes, sir!<br /><br /><i>Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:</i> How did it get here?<br /><br /><i>Private Obama:</i> Sir, I brought it from the auditorium, sir!<br /><br /><i>Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:</i> Are teleprompters allowed in the barracks, Private Obama?<br /><br /><i>Private Obama:</i> Sir, no, sir!<br /><br /><i>Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:</i> Are Marines allowed to read from teleprompters?<br /><br /><i>Private Obama:</i> Sir, no, sir!<br /><br /><i>Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:</i> And why not, Private Obama?<br /><br /><i>Private Obama:</i> [<i>looking at his teleprompter</i>] Sir, because CORPSE men are killing machines, trained to think on their feet and ...<br /><br /><i>Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:</i> [<i>up in Private Obama's face, brim of his hat pressed against the forehead of Private Obama</i>] Sweet Mother of God! [<i>staring straight into Private Obama's eyes</i>] Private Obama has dishonored himself, has dishonored his platoon, has dishonored the Commandant, and has dishonored my beloved Corps! I have FAILED because YOU have not helped me. You people have not given Private Obama the proper motivation! So, from now on, whenever Private Obama screws up, I will not punish him. I will punish all of YOU! And the way I see it ladies, you owe me for ONE TELEPROMPTER! NOW, GET DOWN ON YOUR FACES!Video Cameranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7390992256119709284.post-45965631293980728012010-02-10T14:52:42.689-05:002010-02-10T14:52:42.689-05:00Put down the pipe Coop!Put down the pipe Coop!Auntie Emhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07564464395899427655noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7390992256119709284.post-21071974030030429672010-02-10T14:29:22.334-05:002010-02-10T14:29:22.334-05:00Private Obama! What's you major malfunction??!...Private Obama! What's you major malfunction??!!? You're a Harvard Graduate and you don't know the difference between <i>Corps</i> and <i>Corpse</i>?? You flunked lunch at Harvard, didn't you <b>MAGGOT</b>. All that time you spent chasing little girl's panties at your liberal demonstrations and not <b>ONCE</b> did you crack open a book?<br /><br />Don't you look at me MAGGOT! Am I your girl friend or something that you would grope me with your eyes?!?!? Eyes to the FRONT! What's the matter with you? Don't look at that teleprompter! What form of scumsuckin panty waste are you?Gunnery Sergeant Hartmannoreply@blogger.com