Dear President Obama,
Thank you for helping my neighbors with their mortgage payments.
You know the one's down the street who in the good times purchased
their house for no money down, refinanced it several times, then
bought SUV's, ATV's, RV's, a pool, a big screen plasma TV, two Wave
Runners, a boat, and a Harley. I was wondering, since I am paying my
mortgage and theirs, could you arrange for me to borrow the
Harley now and then?
"Concerned in GA *."
P. S. They also need help with their credit cards, when do
you want me to start making those payments?
P. P. S. I almost forgot - they didn't file their income tax return
this year. Should I go ahead and file for them or will you
be appointing them to cabinet posts?