Legal Disclaimer

Views expressed are opinions. Not responsible for other's views, opinions, comments, or statements of fact.

Now that the legal mumbo jumbo is outta the way...

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Play pen for "you may be a Taliban"

Look to the right. See the funny? Okay all non-pc comments here to be deleted at a moment chosen by the moderator.

Oh that be me...


butt neckid said...

item # my lawyer.....I'm gonna sue...

I always wanted to be rich......

neighbors goat......can't reach heart pil.........

butt neckids girfriend said...

you killed butt neckid!!!!

who's gonna clean up this mess....he ripped his depends off an'.......oh hell you git the piccher.......

butt neckids ghost said...

hahahahahahahaha....neighbors killed me....butt it was funny and a great way to go....'cept there is crap an' uther stuff all over the room....11 of 6 is pissed......

Auntie Em/Libertarian Woman said...

ROFLOL!!!! Oh hell what have I done hehehehehehehehe oh stop laughing

butt neckid said...

tshirt will be here....just left his site(blog)

no shit......spilled a beer that's a crime in my it all licked up......had to fight the dogs off....

off the reservation said...


This is killing me!!!!

I have 23 goats out on part of my land. Now I have worry about 3mbw trying to impregnate my goats and giving them STDs!

When I was in Bahrain, we used to refer to the Burqa-clad as BMOs (black moving objects). I know it sounds bad, but when we were up in the barracks looking out at the streets that is what they looked like (they are fully clad in black from head to toe)! And believe me, those folks have no end of the nasty remarks. Guys who could only speak Arabic had no problem referring to the female soldier in my group (who was blond and blue-eyed) with all sorts of filthy names and remarks when we left the compound area.

off the reservation said...

Trying to figure out where to put this, but it looks like the underwear bomber may have created a hell(th) scare diversion. I heard that there are several committees setting up meetings when Congress goes back to work. It is alleged (I hate that word, alleged) that these committees will likely slow down to a snail's crawl committee meetings to resolve the House and Senate versions of the Hell Scare.

Woo-Hoo! I never thought that I would see the day that I could actually find hope in the shorts of a Muslim Terrorist.

Auntie Em/Libertarian Woman said...

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!! "Hope in the shorts of a Muslim terrorist"!!!!

LOVE IT! You're awesome!

And yes, this is the perfect place. And I do hope it all crawls to a stop. A major power failure in Washington right now that would last about 3 months would save us probably at least a trillion or so.

off the reservation said...

Why you should not give Jamal an RPG:

Always use a different terrorist to light the flag from the one that douses the flag in gasoline.

Dating service for terrorists:

The Word Verification: undecent

off the reservation said...

Ever wonder why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide?

* No cheerleaders

* No Nude Women

* No car races

* No football

* No soccer

* No golf

* No tailgate parties

* No pork BBQ

* No hot dogs

* No burgers

* No lobster

* No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks

* No nachos

* No Beer nuts

* No Beer !!!!!!!!

* Yes, NO BEER!!!!!

* I said, NO JD!!!!!

* Rags for clothes and towels for hats.

* Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors.

* Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.

* More than one wife.

* You can't shave.

* Your wives can't shave...

* You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.

* The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.

* Your bride is picked by someone else.

* She smells just like your donkey.

* But your donkey has a better disposition.

* Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!

I mean, really, is there a mystery here?