Compliments of our buddy butt neckid (his choice, not mine). Have left in all the mis-spelling and all just cause that's what makes him special:
an old (75) texas rancher was talking to his doctor about many things when the subject of osamabama came up.
the rancher chuckled and the doc asked what was funny.the rancher said osamabama is like a post turtle and the doc being much younger and not from texas was confused.
what does that mean he asked.
the rancher pushed back his stetson and 'xplained.when you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top of it, that's a post turtle.
the doc look puzzled so the rancher continued.
you know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, and he doesn't know what to do while he's up there and you wonder what kind of dumbass put him up there in the first place.
this deserves to be passed around, do your duty.......