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Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Funny for the day

Would you believe I got this from my boss? Is he trying to tell me something?
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Department of Labor Investigation

The North Dakota Department of Labor claimed a small Bismarck farmer was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate him.

Department of Labor employee: I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them.

Farmer: Well, there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board.

Then there's the mentally challenged worker. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.

NCDL employee: That's the guy I want to talk to...the mentally challenged one.

Farmer: That would be me.

4 comments:

butt nunyabidniss neckid said...

ok let me get this straight...

1. you're under paid???
2. you're a drunk???
3. you're a workaholic???
4. sleepin'....nunmybidniss!!!

tshirt doctor said...

LOL!!!

Auntie Em/Libertarian Woman said...

Well I know I've done something right if I can get Doc to laugh!!!

off the reservation said...

I have tried and tried, but I am without words.

Good one!