The County Maintenance Department JOB INTERVIEW...

A guy goes to the County Maintenance Department to apply for a job.

The interviewer asks him 'Are you allergic to anything?'

He says 'Yes, just caffeine.'

The interviewer says 'That will give you 5 extra points toward employment here.', and then asks, 'Are you disabled in any way?'

The guy says, 'Yes... an IED exploded near me and blew my testicles clean off.'

The interviewer tells the guy 'O.K. In that case, I can hire you right now. Normal hours are from 8am to 4pm. You can start tomorrow at 10am, and plan on starting at 10am every day. Don't worry, we'll still pay you from 8am.'

The guy is puzzled and says, 'If the hours are from 8am to 4pm, why don't you want me to be here before 10am?'

The government job interviewer says, 'For the first two hours we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that.'