A guy goes to the County Maintenance Department to apply for a job.
The interviewer asks him 'Are you allergic to anything?'
He says 'Yes, just caffeine.'
The interviewer says 'That will give you 5 extra points toward employment here.', and then asks, 'Are you disabled in any way?'
The guy says, 'Yes... an IED exploded near me and blew my testicles clean off.'
The interviewer tells the guy 'O.K. In that case, I can hire you right now. Normal hours are from to . You can start tomorrow at , and plan on starting at every day. Don't worry, we'll still pay you from .'
The guy is puzzled and says, 'If the hours are from to , why don't you want me to be here before ?'
The government job interviewer says, 'For the first two hours we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that.'