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Friday, August 13, 2010

Race card is maxed out

I am NOT a Jon Stewart fan but this is funny and so true!

http://www.therightscoop.com/the-daily-show-the-race-card-is-maxed-out

13 comments:

butt gittin' older neckid said...

damn you AUNTIE!!!! you owe me some depends without those imbareassin' yellow and brown stains....

it's hard for me to watch stewart, even tho' he is the on'y news source that doesn't distort the truf...but this was fuggin' funny...

where's my oldster card??? '45-'10 is a looooooong time to put up wit' crap...9/14/45 don't fogit...

good to have you back and bringing us stuff we're too lazy to find on our own...yous my favorite auntie...xoxoxoxo

Auntie Em/Libertarian Woman said...

Thank you!

off the reservation said...

I am always willing to let a beautiful theory be gagged, mugged, beaten, raped, impaled, stabbed, and shot to death by a brutal gang of facts.

Over the past several years we have the following congressional members under investigation or convicted of ethics violations:

22 crackers under investigation or convicted.

3 blackies under investigation (remember that guy with the $90,000 in the freezer?)

0 injuns

(source: http://www.sourcewatch.org/index.php?title=Category:Members_of_Congress_under_investigation)

Maybe you should let us injuns run this country again????

off the reservation said...

Oh, and the only place us injuns play cards is in our casinos where we take money from all you crackers and blackees....

Auntie Em/Libertarian Woman said...

ROFLOL!!!! OTR you got my vote!

Hey I'm one quarter Black Foot, can I have a cabinet position?

word verification: cares

off the reservation said...

Auntie Em,

Most certainly! Always room for another chickee on the mound. Heck, if you would rather put up a tipi rather than a chickee, I am ok with that, too!

On a more serious note, a tipi is a very remarkable and hardy design. Once tutored by my Cherokee brethren, I have constructed several and lived in them for months at a time. They are very scalable, just a matter of obtaining lodge poll pine of sufficient length along with enough covering. Unfortunately, the level of humidity and the unwelcome gator limit their use in the south Florida Pahayokee.

off the reservationb said...

And this just in from Maxine Waters:

BUSH'S FAULT!!!!!

Yes, folks, Maxine Waters has admitted that her ethics problems are because of Bush.

She claims that she had to personally intervene on the behalf of 100 minority-owned banks because Paulson would not hear their pleas for a meeting. When she had the meeting, only 1 out of the 100 banks showed up, her husband's bank, OneUnited!

Amazing, but I guess we are to infer that Bush was holding the other 99 bank executives hostages. At no point in her rantings does she ever state how Bush created this completely unethical setup. All she does is rant: "BUSH'S FAULT!"

off the reservation said...

Maxine Waters is on to something. I remember some obscure article a few months back as to how all of Obama's problems were because of Bush. Now, I see that there is a racist conspiracy led by Bush against Black politicians. So in keeping with that article, I want to enumerate the ways that Bush has made another black politician completely unethical:

George Bush, who doesn't have a vote in congress and who no longer occupies the White House, is to blame for it all.

He broke Obama's promise to put all bills on the White House web site for five days before signing them.

He broke Obama's promise to have the congressional health care negotiations broadcast live on C-SPAN.

He broke Obama's promise to end earmarks.

He broke Obama's promise to keep unemployment from rising above 8 percent.

He broke Obama's promise to close the detention center at Guantanamo in the first year.

He broke Obama's promise to make peace with direct, no precondition talks with America's most hate-filled enemies during his first year in office, ushering in a new era of global cooperation.

He broke Obama's promise to end the hiring of former lobbyists into high White House jobs.

He broke Obama's promise to end no-compete contracts with the government.

He broke Obama's promise to disclose the names of all attendees at closed White House meetings.

He broke Obama's promise for a new era of bipartisan cooperation in all matters.

He broke Obama's promise to have chosen a home church to attend Sunday services with his family by Easter of last year.

Yes. it's all George Bush's fault. President Obama is nothing more than a puppet in the never-ending. failed Bush administration. If only George Bush wasn't still in charge, all of President Obama's problems would be solved. His promises would have been kept, the economy would be back on track, Iran would have stopped its work on developing a nuclear bomb and would be negotiating a peace treaty with Israel. North Korea would have ended its tyrannical regime, and integrity would have been restored to the federal government.

Oh, and did I mention what it would be like if the Democrats. under the leadership of Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid, didn't have the heavy yoke of George Bush around their necks? There would be no ear marks, no closed-door drafting of bills, no increase in deficit spending, no special-interest influence (unions), no vote buying (Nebraska, Louisiana).

If only George Bush wasn't still in charge, we'd have real change by now.

All the broken promises, all the failed legislation and delay (health care reform, immigration reform) is not President Obama's fault or the fault of the Democrat-controlled Congress. It's all George Bush's fault.

Need more proof?


From Chuck Green at:

http://www.sodahead.com/united-states/obama-is-victim-of-bushs-failed-promises-by-chuck-green/blog-308011/

butt smokedone neckid said...

OTR....damn your blanket ass...it's CRACKA!!! that damn reservation skool didn't learn you nuttin'...

Auntie....you got a black foot??? now there has got to be some kinda story there...

OTR....again...how many injuns are in pollyticks??? I thought it was bad medicine to speekee with forked tongue...so wouldn't that prohibit a good injun...oh wait!!! a good 'un is a dead 'un....aaaaw crap!!! where was I ......where's my glasses??? com'in dear....

off the reservation said...

Now just pull up yo' butt cracka pants! I got some mean medicine bag with your name on it (or is that my depends I forgot to throw away last night?).

Next time you go for one of those sponge baths you best be checking for serious scaly skin. I think there is a gator in your future. That squaw may be holding a sponge with some teeth in it!

...and just keep reminding yourself, it is all Bush's fault....

off the reservation said...

Butt, I took that gator back. I know, I know, Indian-giver. What the heck? That squaw giving you that sponge bath looked a little too excited about using something with some teeth in it...

Butt Cracka -- a 5'7" tall, 300 pound plumber (not showered for 5 days), bending over under the kitchen sink to reach for the p-trap, as the shirt rides up the back and the jeans ride down the butt....

Auntie Em/Libertarian Woman said...

ewwwwwwww

I could have gone all day without that visual.

off the reservation said...

aaahhhh, my work here is done....


:)