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Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Road Trip

I'm off tomorrow, we're on a road trip so not sure if I'll get to check in or not. Have fun without me and think about this.

Government jobs are growing faster than private sector, and most of those are union jobs. So when Congress and the White House are looking at possible legislation, are they going to take the union contracts into consideration? We know they don't think about the constitution.

I look forward to seeing your wittiness upon my return. Have no idea where to, hubby is setting the TomTom.

38 comments:

J Cooper said...

There's no place like home...There's no place like home...There's no place like home...Hey, I have a great idea ,how about West Virginia??

I hear it's great,this time of year!!

off the reservation said...

Am I hearing the far off call of dueling banjos?

Is that Burt Reynolds in a canoe?

Up on the cliff overhead, those two boys in burlap bags, one with a musket, and the far off call of lonely hawk....

I think that I might be inspired, in some sick twisted way.

butt neckid said...

hang on one dadblamed minit......ROAD TRIP?????

you sure did burn through that last baggy quick.......




code:proodson

Hillbillie Reid said...

[gnawing on a piece of straw. Bare foot. Wearing overalls not washed for many years.] Come here Butt. You'se got purdy money. I want somma yo purdy money. I'se gotta tax program just for you, Nekkid. Come on, squeal like a pig.

Banjo Player said...

[In the distance]
Red rooster, red rooster
Singing Cocka-doca-doca-dooo

The boys are making whiskey,
and the Rooster's drinking too...

off the reservation said...

[A little closer]
Red rooster's in the mash pile
Singing Cocka-doca-doca-dooo

The boys are making whiskey,
and the Rooster's drinking too...

Burt Reynolds said...

[Visible through the fog on a river]
Red rooster's doing Nancy
Singing Cocka-doca-doca-dooo

Word Verification: Verses

Red Rooster said...

Wait a dang minute!

No way in Hell I'm doin' Pelosi. That has just got nasty written all over it. I may be a Rooster, but I'se got standards! You ain't forcin me to drink enough of that shine to do nothin as bestial as that.

Nothin I say!

I'se finished....

[Stamps off in a huff]

Banjo Player said...

Who we gonna sing about now?

off the reservation said...

Did that rooster work for a union? I might have to track him and snap his neck.

Burt Reynolds said...

Pretty sure he's a government union boy. Drinks during the work day, struts around makin a lot of noise, and doesn't do much.

OTR, let him go. We need to focus on saving BN. Hillbillie Reid has Butt and we've got a lot of river to be rowin' in this canoe.

off the reservation said...

Burt, what is this white stuff that has been falling from the sky? It is all everything and turns wet. It is very cold. We do not have anything like this in the Pahayokee.

Burt Reynolds said...

The government boys call that global warming. Normal people call that snow. Get used to it. There's more global warming coming.

off the reservation said...

They should get another witch doctor.

Burt Reynolds said...

Where I come from, there are thousands of them. They dress up in fancy suits and stand in front of cameras making lame jokes that people are forced to watch. Their leader is Owl Bore. They have spent billions of dollars installing thousands of weather stations around the world. They have the latest in satellite data acquisition, telemetry, imagery. They have top men in the finest universities around the planet. These men get billions in grants every year to project rising oceans, warming trends, and loss of snow.

It's an annual multi-billion industry with the backing of governments all over the world.

off the reservation said...

For about $400 I can install a window in their building.

KKK BIRD said...

We,ve got to stop all this inbreeding on the river,we're starting to see an overcrowding situation at all of our beautiful Walmarts.

off the reservation said...

KKK Bird, do you come from the Klan of West Virgina Senator Robert "Grand Dragon" Byrd?

butt neckid said...

nuttin' to say butt the code iz......buderr

i say parkay.....

off the reservation said...

Is somebody going to shoot the bird?


word verification: shipa

VideoCam said...

Somewhere in WVA, someone is pumping gas....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tqxzWdKKu8

VideoCam X2 said...

At the double quick!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_D5-jztHEs

VideoCam said...

Banjo Player: Who are those two men on the ridge above?

Burt Reynolds: They look like some of the local folks.

off the reservation: They are members of the new Black Panther party. You can tell by the black berets, black leather jackets, black leather pants, and dark sunglasses. Some carry night sticks. It is said they are protected by the evil spirit Agholder.

VideoCam said...

Banjo Player: [pointing at the two men on the ridge] What do you make of them?

off the reservation: [pulls banjo player's hand down quickly.] Do not make eye contact. They will feel threatened.

Burt Reynolds: [laughs at the men on the ridge. puts his paddle in the river] Talk about genetic deficiencies-isn't that pitiful?

Auntie Em/Libertarian Woman said...

Holy Shit

Auntie Em/Libertarian Woman said...

I challenge any blogger to who has the most creative, intelligent posters!!!!!!!!!!!!

ME!

KKK Birds Page said...

This just in across KKK Birds desk...

(CONFIDENTIAL)

There seems to be an infiltration of conservative types in Charleston.

They have been seen at the SUPER Walmart, Taking pictures of locals,don't know at this time what this is all about, but we do know they are conservative,due to the fact they have complete upper and lower teeth.One has gone as far as to ask locals about a girl named Burtha. Here again, we have not determined the purpose of this questioning, but they have been consuming large quantities of beer.. KKK Bird to comment at 6:OO

VideoCam said...

[Somewhere on the Cooper River]

Banjo Player: What is that through the mist ahead?

off the reservation: Gorillas?

Burt Reynolds: [in a hushed voice] Quiet! This might be a trap.

Banjo Player: Those hillbillies?

Burt Reynolds: They belong to the Pelosi Klan.

off the reservation: How can you tell?

Burt Reynolds: Their faces are frozen in one position that looks like a smile. Don't let them fool you. They'll have a knife in your back just to suit ya.

Banjo Player: Shouldn't they be at the Wal Mart?

off the reservation: Does not matter to me. Thinking we need breakfast. No meat on those bones, though.

Burt Reynolds: I have a pink boa in a can. I'll set the detonator for ten seconds, 20 yard spread. off the reservation, toss it to the tree above those rocks.

[off the reservation tosses the can. Lands right on target. Pink feathery boas go flying everywhere and the Pelosi Klansmen run for their pink feast.]

Burt Reynolds: Paddle like ya mean it! Get by before they see us!

off the reservation said...

N E W S . F L A S H ! ! !

10:36 Austin Texas Time

PLANE CRASHES INTO BUILDING IN AUSTIN.

off the reservation said...

Who is taking odds on "Muslim Terrorist" related?

http://www.kvue.com/news/local/Plane-crashes-into-Northwest-Austin-building-84704727.html

FBI has an office in that building.

off the reservation said...

Lot of smoke out there.

Accident? That building is a big target. It was a bright clear day and easy to find without instruments. Just follow Rand McNally.

off the reservation said...

There was a highway camera trained on that spot and **THAT** footage is not being released. They released the footage right after the collision.

I know that area of town very well and there are cameras on polls everywhere.

off the reservation said...

There are three major four to six lane highways right there, MOPAC, HWY360, and HWY183. There have to be at least 50 people on those highways alone that saw that plane go into that building and nobody is releasing any info on what was seen.

Auntie Em/Libertarian Woman said...

Austin eh? You just gotta wonder if they were looking for you...

LOL

I did have a momentary flash back when I heard about it.

Anonymous said...

auntie said shit.....auntie said shit........hehehehehehehehehehe

off the reservation said...

Auntie Em is talking dirty and then some guy flies a plane into a building filled with FBI and IRS agents. There must be a connection....

hmmm.....

I bet there is a guy wearing high heels and a pink boa at Wal Mart that is involved.

off the reservation said...

It is already starting:

B U S H ' S F A U L T"

Liberals make me sick.

off the reservation said...

Ok, I had to read his letter:

http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2010/images/02/18/stack.letter.pdf?hpt=T1

Wow, good argument for the FairTax.

Something to consider, do we all really understand full well what it is we are signing when we sign that tax form? The immense tax code behind it that we state that we have followed to the letter of the law?

I am reminded of a gentleman in San Jose who had a software company. When it went public, neither he nor his co-founders could sell their stock. At the IPO, his worth became almost $20million. He could not sell any of his stock due to restrictions from the SEC (laws regarding insider trading,etc) and the firm handling the IPO. By the time he could sell the stock, the value was around $500thousand. After an IRS audit and the games that can go on under the tax code, he owed about $8million in taxes due to the IPO event. He owed $8million on something that he was powerless to sell when it was worth $20million. The IRS wanted his house, which was mortgaged for his startup. The IRS wanted everything.

Result, he was found laying in a pool of his own blood, hand gun next to him, facing bankruptcy. That, my friends, is how our government rewards success.

CNN claims this man was rambling. The average person, never having owned their own business, never having written a business plan, never having composed a technical plan, never having faced an investment board, would never have a clue. Journalists never have a clue.